Ah, Cardi B! The queen of rap, the life of the party, and apparently, the culinary disaster of the century. According to her ex-husband, Offset, Cardi B doesn’t just struggle in the kitchen—she can’t even boil water without a full-on crisis! Imagine that: the woman who can drop bars like nobody’s business can’t drop a pot of water on the stove without setting off alarms.
In a recent interview, Offset spilled the tea (or should we say, the burnt pasta?) on why their marriage hit the rocks. “I left Cardi B because I was tired of pretending,” he confessed. Tired of pretending? What was he pretending about? That her food was edible? “I was tired of eating tasteless food and lying to myself,” he added, causing us all to chuckle while we picture him choking down some overcooked spaghetti.
And if that wasn’t enough to make you giggle, Offset threw in a cheeky jab about their bedroom skills. “She isn’t even good in bēd, and that’s why I’m always cheatîng.” Well, there you have it, folks! Who knew that culinary skills could affect relationship dynamics? It’s like a cooking show gone wrong, where the secret ingredient is disappointment.
Offset went on to say, “We men go through a lot in marriages, but the fact that we decide to stay quiet is making ladies gain public sympathy.” Oh, the struggles of the silent husband! It’s a tough gig, folks. He claims that if you can survive living with a woman, then you’re ready for anything—like a trip to the underworld. “If you can survive in your house with a womãn, then you’re good enough to survive in hēll,” he declared, and honestly, we can’t help but laugh at the absurdity.
In the end, Offset’s candid remarks about Cardi B’s cooking and their relationship are a reminder that sometimes, it’s the little things—like burnt toast and soggy pasta—that can lead to big decisions. So, here’s to Offset for keeping it real and to Cardi B for being the fabulous, albeit culinary-challenged, superstar we all love! Who needs a Michelin star when you have a Grammy?
